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Welcome to the Drained Battery Society. Barely Charged. Fully Opinionated.

If you've ever made a noise getting out of a chair, argued with a self-checkout machine, or wondered why everything suddenly needs an app, welcome aboard.

Every week, Peter Conway takes a humorous look at work, growing older, modern tech, and the little frustrations nobody warned us about.

Pick an episode, but stretch first. You're not 49 anymore.

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Episode 8: Tuesday Cost Me $147
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Sept. 28, 2026

Episode 8: Tuesday Cost Me $147

Episode 8 – Tuesday Cost Me $147 Convenience has made almost everything easier, but Peter is starting to wonder if some of the effort we eliminated was actually part of the fun. This week, it's a look back at buying music, developing film, getting lost, calling someone's house without knowing who would answer, spending actual cash, and living in a world where the news eventually ran out of pages. Plus, a Bluetooth hairbrush nobody asked for, three television shows that prove it sometimes feels g
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Episode 7: Those People Got No Reason
7
Sept. 21, 2026

Episode 7: Those People Got No Reason

Episode 7 – Those People Got...No Reason One day it happens—you stop noticing "those people" and realize you've quietly become one of them. This week, Peter shares an unexpected trip to the emergency room, the strange realization that older people seem to know everyone's life story, and why there may actually be a waiting room between being young and being old. Plus, a product that somehow turns babies into household cleaning equipment, a reminder that sometimes the best recharge is watching the
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Episode 6: Sixteen Tons and What Do You Get?
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Sept. 14, 2026

Episode 6: Sixteen Tons and What Do You Get?

Episode 6 — 16 Tons…and What Do You Get? This week, Peter wonders when running a simple errand became a part-time job. Self-checkout turns us into unpaid employees, an innocent interest in pickleball threatens the retirement account, and Amazon proves once again that buying one thing is apparently impossible. There’s also a DIY recording booth, the unavoidable return trip to the hardware store, and a look at electric riding luggage—because apparently walking through an airport was a problem so
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Drained Battery Society

Drained Battery Society podcast is for people who remember life before passwords, QR-code menus and being asked to download an app just to park the car. It's a field guide to modern adulthood for anyone who's accumulated a little wisdom, a few aches and pains, and plenty of opinions. Hosted by Peter Conway, each episode examines work, relationships, modern life and the thousand small indignities nobody warned us about—along with fake sponsors, questionable product spotlights, questionable advice, listener email, Universal Truths, and the occasional recommendation that's actually useful. There's probably more, but we need a nap and our hands hurt.

Drained Battery Society. Barely charged. Fully opinionated.

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