I'm Peter Conway. This show is where we laugh at the stuff nobody warned us about and swap the kinds of stories that make us mutter, "It wasn't like this when I was a kid." No experts. No life coaches. Just honest observations, a few laughs, and the reminder that none of us are running on a full battery anymore. 

So what's this all about? We all know life doesn't get less interesting, it just gets different. Your back negotiates every decision. Going out after 8 feels surprisingly ambitious. And everybody knows nothing good happens after 10:00 at night. You know when you come inside and take your shoes off after work - that's it. You're staying in. 

That's the world we're talking about. This isn't a rant show (at least, not MUCH of a rant show), and I don't talk about politics. There's enough outrage already. This is the "I thought it was just me" kind of place. I just want you to listen, and hopefully nod your head because it sounds like something you've been thinking but maybe never said out loud.

If any of that sounds like you...congratulations, you're already a member of the Drained Battery Society. You can now feel confident saying, "Get off my lawn. Keep your battery between 20 and 80%. And keep your expectations low" with confidence. 

Go ahead. Give it a try. I'll wait.