Introducing...The Drained Battery Society

Welcome to The Drained Battery Society—the comedy podcast for people who are barely charged and fully opinionated.

In this debut episode, host Peter Conway introduces the Society and dives headfirst into the strange realities of modern adulthood. Why does food feel like a rental agreement? When did suspenders become a legitimate fashion choice? Why is working from home so much better than pretending fluorescent lights build character? And why does your back insist on holding committee meetings before you'll move a couch?

Also this week:

• The very first Drained Battery Society Universal Truths
• A salute to the completely unnecessary invention of Dr. Pepper Tic Tacs
• Fake sponsors you'll wish were real
• A recharge recommendation featuring Bad Monkey on Apple TV+
• An invitation to tell us what's draining your battery each week

If you're over 50, exhausted by modern life, suspicious of new products, and increasingly aware that your body has become middle management... you've found your people.

Email the show: mailbag@drainedbatterysociety.com

Welcome to the Society. Keep your battery between 20% and 80%, keep your expectations low... and get off Peter's lawn.

Drained Battery Society.

Barely charged.

Fully opinionated.